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The Savoy Automobile Museum, colloquially known as the Savoy, is an Automobile museum which opened in December of 2021 in Cartersville, Georgia, about 45 miles northwest of Atlanta. The museum takes its name from the rusted remains of a 1954 Plymouth Savoy, which was discovered half-buried on the museum site, during its initial construction phase.
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Flash is a science fiction novel by American writer L. E. Modesitt Jr., published in 2004.
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